"

and then there are some who
believe that old
relationships can be
revived and made new
again.

but please
if you feel that way

don’t phone
don’t write
don’t arrive.

"

→Charles Bukowski (via decembrist)

(Source: larmoyante, via coffeepeople)

sexualbread:

*smells u deeply* u smell like my next friend

(via d3ssins)

llcooljofficial:

one time in 7th grade everyone in my class got really quiet so i said “dildo” just to see the ridiculous reaction since i knew how immature 7th graders were

for 30 minutes, there was an uncontrollable uproar of laughter and someone fell and hit their head on a chair and had to go to the nurse

because i said dildo.

(via thehilariousblog)